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LE PÈRE-NOËL EST UNE ORDURE – 14 Dec 2024

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LE PÈRE-NOËL EST UNE ORDURE

« C’est cela Thérèse, oui c’est cela… »

Répliques cultes, rythme endiablé, personnages célèbres  : le kitsch sera à l’honneur pour retrouver toute l’équipe de cette pièce mythique du Splendid. Thérèse, Félix, Zézette, ils seront tous présents pour vous prouver comme le texte n’a pas pris une ride  !
Retrouvez les doubitchous, la feuille de la sécu ou encore le costume à carreaux de Pierre et découvrez (ou redécouvrez) cette œuvre du répertoire, quoiqu’on en dise.


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LE PÈRE-NOËL EST UNE ORDURE – 05 Dec 2024

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LE PÈRE-NOËL EST UNE ORDURE

« C’est cela Thérèse, oui c’est cela… »

Répliques cultes, rythme endiablé, personnages célèbres  : le kitsch sera à l’honneur pour retrouver toute l’équipe de cette pièce mythique du Splendid. Thérèse, Félix, Zézette, ils seront tous présents pour vous prouver comme le texte n’a pas pris une ride  !
Retrouvez les doubitchous, la feuille de la sécu ou encore le costume à carreaux de Pierre et découvrez (ou redécouvrez) cette œuvre du répertoire, quoiqu’on en dise.


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LE PÈRE-NOËL EST UNE ORDURE

« C’est cela Thérèse, oui c’est cela… »

Répliques cultes, rythme endiablé, personnages célèbres  : le kitsch sera à l’honneur pour retrouver toute l’équipe de cette pièce mythique du Splendid. Thérèse, Félix, Zézette, ils seront tous présents pour vous prouver comme le texte n’a pas pris une ride  !
Retrouvez les doubitchous, la feuille de la sécu ou encore le costume à carreaux de Pierre et découvrez (ou redécouvrez) cette œuvre du répertoire, quoiqu’on en dise.


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